thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
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I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
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is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck
Life aspiration: be the girl Alex Turner writes songs about
i hope all of you get to makeout w/ someone hot at a shitty party while one of these new arctic monkeys tracks plays in the background
when u remember the answer 2 a question after handing ur test in
Remember how your mom reacted? She didn’t look you in the eye for like a week. She got over it. And - and it actually made us closer.
"I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person…and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.”